| A1 | The Swimming Song | 2:26 | |
| A2 | A.M. World | 2:31 | |
| A3 | Bell-Bottom Pants | 2:27 | |
| A4 | Liza | 2:47 | |
| A5 | I Am The Way | 3:12 | |
| A6 | Clockwork Chartreuse | 3:37 | |
| B1 | Down Drinking At The Bar | 3:55 | |
| B2 | The Man Who Couldn't Cry | 6:16 | |
| B3 | Come A Long Way | 2:45 | |
| B4 | Nocturnal Stumblebutt | 3:45 | |
| B5 | Dilated To Meet You | 2:02 | |
| B6 | Lullaby | 2:55 |
Loudon Wainwright III's cult classic fourth album, now reissued in stereo on the sought-after Carrollton pressing. This 1973 folk-comedy gem features twelve quirky, introspective tracks including "The Swimming Song," "A.M. World," and "Liza"—each blending sharp wit with genuine emotional depth. From the absurdist humor of "Clockwork Chartreuse" to the raw vulnerability of "The Man Who Couldn't Cry," Attempted Mustache captures a singular artistic voice at its most inventive. Essential listening for fans of intelligent singer-songwriter work and pre-loved vinyl collectors seeking rare pressings.